The Politically Incorrect Dictionary:

"Anti-war" will now be replaced with "anti-victory."

update: "cheese-eating surrender monkey" is now the preferred term.

"Gun control" will now be replaced with "victim disarmament."

Anyone offended by being granted a title ending with "-man" (i.e., "congressman") is free to resign said position, or use "-thing" (i.e., "congressthing") in its place.

The slogan "No Blood for Oil" will be replaced with "My Father Didn't Love Me."

"Politically Correct" will now be replaced with "deliberately incorrect."

Senator Ron Paul will now be referred to as Senator Rue Paul.

Please feel free to make further suggestions!